This is a true story. Well, more or less a true story. I first told it to our grandson, Wesley, when he was about 4. I called myself "Nana Banana" from the time Wesley was a baby because it always got me a big grin. He asked to hear it again last month after we had just finished Thanksgiving dinner. My mom, who is also in the story was also there. Wesley's 12 1/2 now.
When "Nana Banana" was a very little girl Santa brought her a blue baby grand piano for Christmas. It was about a foot long and stood on 3 very short legs. "Nana Banana" loved playing her little piano with the black and white keys that really worked...until one day when her Mama noticed a big nail sticking out the side.
Being a good Mama, who didn't want her little child to be cut by a rusty nail, she carried the little blue piano up the folding stairs to the attic. Days turned into weeks, and weeks turned into months until one morning "Nana Banana" remembered her blue piano.
"Pl...eeeee....zzzzzz get my piano down from the attic!" begged "Nana Banana." "Pl....eeeeee......zzzzz, Mama!"
"Okay," said Mama, "but first I have to fix the rusty nail."
"Nana Banana" watched eagerly as Mama pulled down the folding stairs and climbed into the attic to retrieve the piano. "Nana Banana" stood at the bottom of the stairs. Her brown eyes big as saucers looked up in anticipation as Mama held the piano tightly with one hand and the stair rail with the other.
Just then Mama lost her grasp on the blue piano and she gasped in helpless horror at what was about to happen next. Fortunately, for "Nana Banana," that's the last thing she remembered. The blue piano tumbled quickly and quietly until it landed with a loud "kerthunk" on "Nana Banana"'s forehead...right between her eyes!! Blood gushed from the jagged cut on "Nana Banana" 's head! "Oh, no, I've killed her!" yelled Mama as she picked "Nana Banana" up and carried her to the bed.
A nurse lived next door and Mama called her for help. The neighbor ran over to check out the situation and declared that "Nana Banana" would indeed survive and would not need to go to the hospital for stitches. After a few minutes of resting on the bed with a cold washcloth, "Nana Banana" got up to smile and hug her relieved Mama and play a few songs on her little blue piano! THE END
Well, almost the end.
When I finished telling the story after our Thanksgiving dinner...my mom said quietly over her pecan pie, "Well, she wasn't exactly a nurse."
To which I replied, "Well, what was she then?" "Well, she worked at a doctor's office." said Mama as she enjoyed her pie. Chuck and Wesley began to snicker quietly.
"So, exactly what did she do at the doctor's office," I asked.
"She was the receptionist...."
"The RECEPTIONIST?!! You based my medical help on the advice of the receptionist?"
"Well, she had a lot of experience with medical situations." Mama said as she chewed her last bite of pie and smiled.
By then we were all laughing hysterically.
No wonder "Nana Banana" is still sporting an inch long scar between her eyes to this very day!!
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